wed 2008-11-26 onward
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899
Neologisms:
- "Put some brown in the white" - take a crap
- Doletariat - unemployed members of the working class, regarded collectively
- Thanticipated - concatenation of than and anticipated. More thanticipated. Less thanticipated.
Randomly:
Plexiglass rotational acrobat hamster suitcase validation sigma collaberate instruction peanut jumpsuit quartet battery orthogonal descriptive lemon compromise
Freedom nacho tangerine propellor conditional episcopal redundancy network suppository disparage bassoon expectancy gravametric calcification enema toothbrush decoder spazmodic reticulation kremlin octane bladder
Dictionarily:
Whimsically:
Those who can philosophise, do. Those who can't, critique. Those who can't critique, critique food.
mon 2008-11-24 to tue 2008-11-25
Neologism:
- Jumble sale - a hooker offering discount rates
Dictionary:
Wondered if the world would be a nicer place if everyone said "pape" instead of "paper".
tue 2008-11-4 to fri 2008-11-14
Dictionary:
Wrote out every combination of the numbers 12345:
12345 12453 12534 12435 12543 12354
23451 23514 23145 23541 23154 23415
34512 34125 34251 34152 34215 34521
45123 45231 45312 45213 45321 45132
51234 51342 51423 51324 51432 51243
13452 13524 13245 13542 13254 13425
24513 24135 24351 24153 24315 24531
35124 35241 35412 35214 35421 35142
41235 41352 41523 41325 41532 41253
52341 52413 52134 52431 52143 52314
14523 14235 14352 14253 14325 14532
25134 25341 25413 25314 25431 25143
31245 31452 31524 31425 31542 31254
42351 42513 42135 42531 42153 42315
53412 53124 53241 53142 53214 53421
15234 15342 15423 15324 15432 15243
21345 21453 21534 21435 21543 21354
32451 32514 32145 32541 32154 32415
43512 43125 43251 43152 43215 43521
54123 54231 54312 54213 54321 54132
Supermarket: saw a loaf of bread called "IRISH BATCH". The A on "BATCH" was obscured.
It read "IRISH BITCH".
Had an idea for a TV show set in medievil times centered around a boy and his dysfunctional family:
Malcolm in the Middle Ages.
tue 2008-10-28 to sat 2008-11-1
Neologisms:
- Maxicheese: extreme cheesiness
- Ostrichise: approximation of height, eqvuiolant to the height of an ostrich
Dictionary:
Reminisced about old computer games. Concluded that Chuck Rock supports creationism for the same reasons The Flintstones does.
Thought Crispin Glover looks a lot like Franz Kafka.
Started calculating pi to 1 million decminal places using bc. The process has clocked 78 hours 13 minutes 27 seconds thus far.
mon 2008-10-20
Thought how great it would be to have a bookshelf in the bathroom.
Neologisms:
- Amenglish: American [bastardized] English
- Flonger: concatenation of "for" and "longer"
Dictionary:
Mother's contributing pun: Is a mosh pit at a David Bowie concert called a "Bowie Pit"?
Mispronunciation of Bowie required.
Five more Pi π digits:
06286
Read some recent xkcd comics. Liked 488 lots.
tue 2008-10-14 to sat 2008-10-18
Ran out of lighter gas. Lit a cigarette with sparks only.
Recalled a conversation from yesterday: sales rep from British Gas used the Ronseal analogy:
"It does exactly what it says on the tin."
Sounded cliché. It was cliché.
Learned five more Pi π digits:
78164
Recall Pi to 70 decimal places from memory:
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164
Wiki fact: Guinness World Record for reciting Pi is 67,890 decimal places. Took 24 hours and 4 minutes.
Dictionary definitions:
Random thought: Some words don't work well when bridged with "motherfucking" for emphasis:
Grandaddy
Gran-motherfucking-daddy
mon 2008-10-13
Terrible nightmare this morning. Felt overwhelming fear. Seemed very real.
Took a trip to the supermarket:
The 'd' on the giant sign above the Chilled Food aisle had started to peel away at the top.
Looked like it said:
Chillea
It brought smiles.
Made observations about all the foods prefixed with mini. The word doesn't actually indicate "smaller than regular", but instead simply makes little nods and references to George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four.
- Minilove
- Miniplenty
- Heinz mini vegetable Ravioli in tomato sauce
New neologism: Fridgit
Principle meaning: put it in the fridge.
I think, when referring to to "breaking" in a driving context, one must always say:
"Slapping on the anchors."
Looked up the following word definitions:
Without context: sis said that she "didn't even give me the satisfaction of the snatch."
sun 2008-10-12
Random thought: Why is it that "criteria" is plural, "criterion" is singular, and "criterium" is a one-day bike race?
Must learn Pi π to at least 20 decimal places:
3.14159265358979323846
Learnt to 65 so far:
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230
My definition of faith:
Trust is mutual. Faith is one-way trust.